Michelle Obama Laughed at Bush's Tax Cut!!

Return with me for a moment to July 2008.........here we have future First Lady Michelle Obama on the campaign trail at an event in Pontiac, Michigan "scoffing" at the George W. Bush $600 tax cut.

"You're getting $600 - what can you do with that? Not to be ungrateful or anything, but maybe it pays down a bill, but it doesn't pay down every bill every month," she said. "The short-term quick fix kinda stuff sounds good, and it may even feel good that first month when you get that check, and then you go out and you buy a pair of earrings." - Michelle Obama

Fast forward to early February 2009..........Barack Obama is the 44th President of the United States of America. Michelle Obama is ensconced in the White House as Our Nation's First Lady - and the new President has just signed his first bill into law....a $787 Billion Dollar STIMULUS package.

Based largely on Election Day support from young liberal voters, African American and Latino households looking for a "change they can believe in," Barack Obama was swept into the Presidency promising to cut taxes of 95% of the American People, while raising taxes on the rich! He has appeared on television more often initially than any other American President, touting his STIMULUS PLAN as having "NO PORK," and indicating that this is but the first step on the long road of national reconstruction. So let's look at what his $787 Billion, no pork plan is going to get the average American in TAX relief......

EFFECTIVE in June 2009, Americans will be getting a tax break amounting to $13.00 per week. In January 2010 the tax break will drop to $8.00 per week for the next 11 weeks!

WOW!! Now I can see why 68 million Americans voted for this guy! $13 bucks a week! Wow, I'll be able to pay off my mortgage and retire in no time!!

Madam First Lady,
No "scoffing" allowed now...but, when you wake up next to Our 44th President tomorrow morning,
ask him where he's hidden those $13.00 earrings he bought you with his tax cut dollars!! And how many bills are you going to pay down with what's left? Sorry....just checking....go back to sleep.

DUM SPIRO SPERO!!

Tell Your Wife You're Saving Money!!!

I'll make this quick ... because I can't stand it anymore!

I want you to get in your car and leave the house for an hour at 1PM this afternoon. Tell your wife you have to run out for a few minutes there's something you simply have to do. (Don't worry she'll think it's a Valentines thing!)

Then, when you return, sit her down and happily explain that you've found the perfect classic car you've been searching for your whole life! It's a sky blue 1956 T-bird with wide whitewall tires. You found it with a private owner and have been negotiating a deal with him since yesterday. Here are the specifics......

• at first, the owner told you he wanted $82,700.
• but then he said he just had to put in a new Edelbrock super V-8 engine, and that raised the price to $90,800.
• but since he liked you and he wanted "his baby" to go to a loving home he was going to part with her for $78,000! Just because he liked you!
• THIS IS WHERE YOU POINT OUT TO YOUR WIFE THAT BECAUSE OF YOUR SHREWD NEGOTIATING SKILLS YOU ACTUALLY SAVED $4,700 OFF THE ORIGINAL PRICE, AND OVER $12,800 OFF THE FINAL PRICE WITH THE NEW ENGINE!!!!!!!!

Couple of things to remember.......

• Before talking to your wife - make sure all the guns in the house are unloaded, and that all the knives are hidden.
• DUCK!!!! Because she will find something to throw at you!
• Change all the numbers in this column from thousands .....to BILLIONS of dollars. So that would make it.... $827,000,000,000.00 billion dollars for the House of Representatives Stimulus Bill. $908,000,000,000.00 for the first draft of the Senate Stimulus Bill. And $780,000,000,000.00 for the second draft of the Senate Stimulus Bill. (Look at all those pretty zero's!)

And just like the "idiot husbands" in my example ..... there are Republican and Liberal "schmucks" in Congress, going before television camera's trying to sell the American public that we're actually SAVING MONEY because we "cut" the Stimulus Plan to $780 BILLION dollars!!!!

That's $780,000,000,000.00 BILLION dollars !!!!!!!!

Let me give you that number "perspectively." Last week I told you that there are 1000 "millions" in a billion. OK? So let's pretend that each "chunk" of a million dollars is represented by one piece of 8.5" X 11" paper. So, 1000 pieces of paper would represent one billion dollars - got that? ...... In order to represent the amount of millions of dollars the Congress wants you and me to stimulate the government for you need 780,000 separate pieces of paper!!

Dear CONGRESS - Why not take a little while longer, and show the American Public LINE-BY-LINE what you're spending all this money on???? Or better yet, think about "how much money you're saving the tax payers" by NOT spending the money.

How about if"WE THE PEOPLE" grade you the Congress by how much STIMULUS money you DON'T spend???

Dum Spiro Spero!!!

Obama as Hypocrite!

I had to "check" myself before writing this piece. After all, the guy has only been President for two weeks....Geez, it seems so much longer with all the press conferences and television time he's getting!

Last week we all watched as newly sworn President Obama sat in front of yet another bank of video cameras and sternly chastised Wall Street for paying out bonuses to its top performers. Much like a parent severely scolding a bad child, Obama called their actions "shameful." He said there would be time enough for them to take bonuses - but this was not that time. (At a separate news conference, Vice President Joe Biden told his audience, he'd like to "throw those guys in the brig!" Coming from a guy who had more deferments than most small towns, I thought his "wording" kind of funny!)

So here we have the new American President - leader of the single greatest and most successful economic and industrial "engine" the world has ever known - publicly "spanking" the financial industry. Again, here we had a President of less than a month, in a country where most of, if not ALL of the technological advancements during the last hundred years originated....and here we have Our President, the guy who is supposed to be "our Champion" reprimanding an entire industry segment in front of the whole world, saying they could not reward their best performers!

What unmitigated gall the man has! What despicable insolence!! What unbridled HYPOCRISY!!!

Sir! You don't know "us" or the Office of President well enough to air our laundry in public the way you do!

Tell me Mr. President, with all due respect Sir, ....

• Have you publicly chastised and ridiculed your friends in Hollywood like George Clooney and Denzel Washington for making billions of dollars during the recession? Have you verbally throttled all the Actors who support you for taking millions of dollars for each acting part in addition to 10% of the gross receipts??
• Have you reprimanded your stalwart comrades in the Rap & Hip Hop industry, like P. Ditty, and Ludicris, for the billions of dollars they make each year with their hate speech and anti-white message ?
• Have you ordered the return of the billions of dollars made by your good friends Oprah (hallowed be her name) and Dave Letterman, as well as Jon Stewart, Chris Matthews, Bill Maher, or Keith Olbermann? Surely you must have mentioned how unconscionable their annual earnings are and how they should give it all back!

I wonder SIR, why is your anger not universal? Why is it directed toward Wall Street, but not toward Hollywood or the Press? Why do you single out successful conservatives, but do not scorn with the same shame George Soros - a man who openly tries to destroy the American two-party system?

Please Mr. President....learn from some of your own words. You are better than that! Where is the Barack Obama who said he would be non-partisan???

What were Speaker Nancy's words again? Oh that's right, You won! We should get over it! And forget all your promises.

So you really are no different. Just another Liberal Hypocrite.


Dum Spiro Spero!