Sunday, August 14, 2011

N U M B E R S

I want to make sure everyone understand how really simple this is .....
  • The United States government SPENDS over $300 BILLION DOLLARS every MONTH.
  • The United States government BORROWS $140 BILLION DOLLARS every MONTH to pay for that spending.  
(Think of it this way ... I spend $300 dollars a month drinking & carousing with my buddies. But in order to pay for it, I don't tell my wife, I simply "borrow" $140 each month from my "local banker,"  Nicky "three fingers" Muldoon. So here's the main question ... after years of continuous borrowing, how much longer do you think the head offices of Muldoon, Chang, Wang, and O'Rooney  are going to allow borrowing without repayment ???? )
Keeping in mind the two bullet points above .....
The House and Senate just a week ago struck a budget deal with President "Money-burns-a-hole-in-my-pocket" Obama. 
Standing at the podium with our feckless** Hope & Change Master were, equally as feckless House Speaker Boehner, Senate Minority Leader McConnell, Senate Majority Leader Reid, and of course Minority House Leader Stretch. All five of these lying bastards looked into the camera's as they spoke to the American public and basically they said the following .......
  • After working so hard for so long we can barely stand, we are proud to announce to the American people that we have reached an agreement on a budget that will cut an estimated $7 billion in spending. (Unsaid....We don't know how long it will take before you figure out that we are still spending on average about $4 billion dollars a day, so we want to get off this stage quickly!) 
  • And while we're standing here telling you that the Republicans and the Tea Party forced the Democrats into accepting this tough bare-boned budget, the bottom line is that we just gave President "Money-burns-a-hole-in-my-pocket" Obama, an additional $2.4 TRILLION DOLLARS of "pocket change" in the disguise of a "debt-ceiling increase."  
  • Now, President "Money-burns-a-hole-in-my-pocket" Obama has to get out of town quickly on a much needed vacation to Martha's Vineyard where he'll stay at a well guarded Democrat donor's mansion, and we will all go back to our home state's where we will hopefully hide-in-a-hole and none of you lousy press bastards or sniveling little tax payers will find us.
  • And by the time Congress reconvenes in a month or so, President "Money-burns-a-hole-in-my-pocket" Obama will have collected an additional $100 million for "The Never-Ending Campaign" and all you taxpayers will have forgotten that we fucked you**  yet again. 
DUM SPIRO SPERO !!!
    SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!!!
Footnotes:
** feckless
Adj.
1.feckless - not fit to assume responsibility
irresponsible - showing lack of care for consequences; "behaved like an irresponsible idiot"; "hasty and irresponsible action"
2.feckless - generally incompetent and ineffectual; "feckless attempts to repair the plumbing"; "inept handling of the account"
incompetent - not qualified or suited for a purpose; "an incompetent secret service"; "the filming was hopeless incompetent"
** fucked you
Adv.
1. fucked you - the good warm feeling politicians get every time they smile at taxpayers / voters and know you don't have a clue how badly they have been screwing you.
2. fucked you - SYN. "BOHICA - bend over, here it comes again." The feeling taxpayers / voters get every time a politician moves their lips.
3. fucked you -  N. disease contracted by politicians and people in power. Earliest known infection Judas Iscariot. Latest known infection, House Speaker Boehner, Senate Minority Leader McConnell, Senate Majority Leader Reid, and of course President Barrack Hussein Obama and Minority House Leader Stretch. Disease is always fatal, personally and professionally - disease is highly communicable.

Sunday, August 07, 2011

HERE'S A FIRST! I AGREE WITH PRESIDENT OBAMA!!

    I got to thinking this week ..... (yeah, I know that's always a problem!)  I started thinking that on one subject I'm agreeing with President Obama and the Democrats!
    Scary huh?  Well, here it is.
    During this week or in the last ten days, the President has been speaking almost daily concerning the debt ceiling & taxes. In each case he's maligned the Republicans, repeating his oft-time used slogan of "shared sacrifices." We've all heard this campaign speech before haven't we? It goes something like this...."And now even at this late date, those dastardly Republicans are blocking all of My efforts to help the American people by not letting Me raise taxes on those rich millionaires and billionaires that contribute to their party! Come on, that's not right!! We all need to show some more shared sacrifice! They can afford it! They've got millions and billions!"  Basically what he's selling is ...."Rich" Americans aren't paying enough in taxes.  
    This week the President even sent out his aging lap-dogs to spout the party line. Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi got back into the act, screaming "shared sacrifices!" Even the President's walking life insurance policy, Vice President Biden, reprised his campaign slogan of "getting more skin in the game" and added his own "shared sacrifices" harangue.
 
    And amazingly, undeniably, and unapologetically - I agree!!!!  
 
    Mr. President. Mr. Vice President. Senate Majority Leader Reid. Former Speaker of the House Pelosi ..... I agree with all of you, and I'm ready to have my taxes increased 
    I agree that there is a severe need for increased "SHARED SACRIFICES" across this nation from sea to shining sea! And I want you to raise my taxes - just as soon as you can guarantee for me the following has taken place ........... 
  • Guarantee for me that General Electric Co. who currently pays $0.00 in taxes will immediately share the sacrifice and pay taxes. Starting from when you took office.
  • Guarantee for me that General Electric Co. Chairman Jeffrey Immelt who you tapped as your head economic advisor, shares the sacrifice and pays his fair share of Federal, State and Local taxes.
  • Guarantee for me that Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner has repaid all of his unpaid Social Security and Medicare taxes, and is currently sharing the sacrifice by paying all of his Federal, State and Local taxes.
  • Guarantee for me that all of your Cabinet Members and CZARS, as well as the Distinguished Members of Congress and their Staff members are  A L L  sharing the sacrifice by paying all of their Federal, State and Local taxes. (i.e.: Hon. Charlie Rangel)
This should be no problem for you to verify Mr. President. You have increased the size of the Federal bureaucracy and the IRS to such a degree that you should be able to verify this simple information in milliseconds.  And I have just one more request Mr. President ......... 
  • Guarantee for me that the 47% to 50% of American wage earners who currently pay $0.00 in taxes will share the sacrifice and pay at least 15% in taxes. No, too much? How bout 12%? 10%?
  • Guarantee for me that the 12 to 20 million illegal aliens that I'm currently paying for will begin to share the sacrifice and pay 15% of their earnings in taxes.
If you do that for me Mr. President I will gladly hand you my personal check for any tax increase you want to impose on me.
If you can't guarantee these things for me Mr. President - KEEP YOUR STINKING HANDS OFF MY EARNINGS!!!
 
There are millions & millions of American citizens Mr. President, who feel the same way as I do. We may be part of the Tea Party movement, or not - many more of us are just fed up with being the "DOOR MAT" for people who do not "share the sacrifice!" Not even by as much as 10%!
Mr. President, we are not extremists or terrorists like we've been called this week! We are proud Americans who for too long have paid & paid & paid!! And our reward has been getting screwed by politicians who don't represent or listen to us, and getting laughed at by lazy people who expect us to pay for their life choices!
Mr. President, we don't want it to come to conflict, but we will not shrink from it. We will fight you at the ballot boxes and we demonstrate against you in the streets. Neither you nor an unlistening & uncaring Congress will defeat us! None of you in Washington nor in the State capitals will be allowed to ruin our country with your reckless governance. WE HAVE HAD IT!!!
 
Election 2012 starts NOW!!!!
We did not elect a RULING CLASS and we will not live under one!   YOU SERVE US !!!  
 
DUM SPIRO SPERO!!!  ("while I breathe, I hope")
SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!!!  ("thus always to tyrants")

Saturday, August 06, 2011

Forwarding a "Letter To The President"

This was sent to me this morning.
Seems like a great idea! I don't use face book but I will post it on my "Avenue of Rememberence" blog site.


PLEASE read and forward to all your e-mail contacts, and post on your Face-book page if you have one... This is getting serious
 Dear Mr. President,
     I heard you say you will not guarantee SS checks if the debt ceiling isn't raised.  
     Why is it, that "the scare" always has to do with SS, Medicare, & our Soldiers pay?  Why not stop your pay, the pay of your staff, and the staff of the first lady, or Congress to save money for our country?  
     Why always threaten Seniors, Soldiers, & the needy as examples?  
     Take the money from those of you who take no risks - but take all the benefits from us!!!  All of you who don't even take part in the same plans as the millions of people you're suppose "to serve" do!  
     Instead of threatening to withhold Social Security, VA and disability payments of people who really need the money....Lets "STOP PAYMENT" on the paychecks of all those executive branch, house & senate members, then see how fast you can solve the debt crisis!!!
     Come experience our daily reality for a change!!!
 Thank you...

An American Citizen
              


If you agree repost this & keep it going across the whole USA.


A Bakers Dozen - 13 REASONS I VOTE DEMOCRAT


A long time friend sent me a list recently that I felt compelled to reformat & update. Similar lists have been around for a while, but this one has a whole new dimension since Obama undertook his "Socialization of America" campaign.  The funny thing about it is that it is nowhere near complete! I can think of at least 6 more reason without too much trouble. Let's have some fun...add any "reasons" you can come up with and let's keep passing this around.
Enjoy!
    Me

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When friends, coworker's, or family members have trouble explaining why they vote Democrat, please hand them this list….
Allow them to select as many reasons as they need to explain why, from the "TOP 13 Reasons I Vote Democrat"...

13. I Vote Democrat…
because I believe there is only one bad form of government - and that is the American capitalist system.

12. I Vote Democrat...
because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are criminal, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

11. I Vote Democrat...
because I believe bigger centralized government supported by powerful public sector unions, will do a better job of spending the money I earn - than me and my family will.
 
10. I Vote Democrat...
because the Freedom of Speech is fine as long as it is defined by the Press, the Democrats, the Unions, and the environmentalists.

9. I Vote Democrat...
because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers, thieves and drug runners.

8. I Vote Democrat...
because I believe that the same people, who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday, can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if we all don't start driving a Prius – IMMEDIATELY! 

7. I Vote Democrat...
because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted - as long as we keep all death row inmates alive and their civil rights protected.

6. I Vote Democrat...
because I believe illegal aliens have a right to immediate citizenship, free health care, free education, free housing, and my Social Security benefits.

5. I Vote Democrat...
because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves or their investors. They need to break even and give the rest to the government for redistribution as Democrats see fit.

4. I Vote Democrat...
because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some group who would never get their agendas passed otherwise. And European justice is just so much 'wiser' than our justice system - don't you agree?

3. I Vote Democrat...
because I think that it's smarter to pay billions to people who hate us for their oil, than it is to drill for our own oil because it might harm some beetle, gopher, fish, or owl.  

2. I Vote Democrat...
because the promise of "HOPE AND CHANGE" (even though we already live in the greatest, most wonderful country in the world), sounds so much more "inclusive & enlightened!"

1. I Vote Democrat...
because my head is so pleasantly planted up my ass; it's unlikely that sunlight or a clear thought will ever be seen or heard!

DUM SPIRO SPERO!!