Guaranteed Win for GOP in 2008. Can't loose strategy!

The Republicans are trying too hard to find the "perfect" candidate to run against Hillary Clinton next year. This isn't brain surgery, in fact it's kind'of easy.

Here's what you do if you're the Republican strategist that sits down across the table from Rahm Emanual to settle the rules for the presidential debates. I guarantee - if the GOP does this - they can run Genghis Kahn and they'll win!

You simply insist on 3 rules for both candidates,

1. Each debate will be a televised public "townhall forum" with audience members submitting questions to the moderator.
2. There will be no podiums and candidates can bring no notes. A stool will be provided for each candidate, and they are free to move around the stage when answering a question directed to them, otherwise they must sit on the stool.
3. Both candidate's must wear a knee length skirt. In the case of a male candidate, this skirt may take the form of a "kilt."

I don't know how many of you are aware of it, but Hillary doesn't exactly have a great pair of "gams." Believe me, she ain't no Betty Grable! Her thighs, calves, and ankles, well you just can't tell them apart! That's why she wears pant suits, or floor length gowns ALL - THE - TIME! Seriously, there are Linebackers in the NFL with better pins than "Mrs. C."

Lots of people say Hillary wearing pants is a symbol for a "strong liberated woman" .... uhh-uhh, for Hillary, it's camouflage!!

Just one or two debates where voters have to look at her uncovered legs, you'd have voters switching from Jackass to Elephant in a second! What's more, Hillary's so self-conscious of her thighs, legs and ankles she wouldn't be able to answer any question lucidly! She'll stammer - she'll raise her voice - and as she gets more nervous, she'll get shrill - BINGO!!!

The other candidate - any other candidate - wins by default!


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