Is this Comedy or Reality?

Am I looking at things differently for some reason, or is there just a lot of strange and humorous news floating around? These are just from the last few days - good for a chuckle!

• NewsMax - Viagra, Cialis, Levitra and other impotence drugs are about to bear new warnings that users may experience sudden hearing loss. WHAT? (couldn't resist!)

• Hillary believes she'll be a strong Commander-in-Chief. (This is too bizarre to even joke about!) WHAT?

• Mark Penn, Clinton's senior adviser and pollster, told reporters that private surveys suggested about 24 percent of Republican women would vote for Clinton "because of the emotional element of having a woman nominee." (Conversely public surveys indicate, 76% of Republican women stand ready to "slap sense" into any of their friends suffering from this condition!)

• Report: Despite Efforts, Illegal Immigration Still Increasing (You mean, prohibiting Police Officers from asking about immigration status isn't working? Wow - there's a shocker!)

• Posted on October 18, 2007, A.P. reports, "After an outbreak of pregnancies among middle school girls, education officials in this city [Portland, Maine] have decided to allow a school health center to make birth control pills available to girls as young as 11." (Yeah, I'm thinkin' somebody should "swing" for this one. Could I get a vote on holding a "special public flogging" in Portland for the "dunce" that approved this fiasco? Parents, where are you - hello!??)

• Reported in NewsMax: HEADLINE WASHINGTON --

  Clinton Health Plan for Americans Only

  Democrat Hillary Rodham Clinton said Thursday that immigrants living in the U.S. illegally would not be covered by her proposed universal health care plan.

  The New York senator said she supports basic health services for illegal immigrants, including hospitalization and treatment of acute conditions. But she said the magnitude of the nation's health care challenge means her universal coverage proposal would not cover the 12 million people living in the country illegally.

(Read this one carefully.....the first sentence says illegals won't be covered. The second sentence says, Hillary wants to cover illegal immigrants for basic health services and the most expensive stuff-hospitalization and acute care . "Wait a minute Senator, explain how you can have it both ways on this? How is this not covering them??)

[ I think I've been spending too much time down the rabbit hole - alternate reality is clicking in! ......... "Yeah, that's right! I'll show 'em - try and sneak into MY country will ya! My name's Hillary Clinton and my universal healthcare plan is for American's only - except for those basic services, acute treatments and hospitalizations - for everything else you're on your own dammit! I'm tough - don't anyone say I'm not tough on illegal immigrants! I'll make 'em pay, you just watch me! They're gonna have to pay for those non-basic services, those non-acute treatments and stuff they're not hospitalized for. That's right, you heard me, you undocumented American aliens! You're gonna suffer under my administration, my universal medical plan is only for Americans!" (tough Hillary growl) ]