East Coast Seismic Event

I was going to write about Hillary this morning.....to finish off the week. It turns out I didn't need to as she was "finished off" by something else!

That something else was a seismic event that occurred around 5 AM - originating in Oslo, Norway and measuring 5.8 on the Richter Scale. At that time, the Nobel Committee announced that former Vice President AlGore had been awarded this years' Nobel Peace Prize. (It is rumored that the same time around the world, clocks stopped, rivers ran backward, and there is even a report that the Vatican reported that "for 15 minutes, hell froze over.")

At 5:03 AM EST, an even stronger tremor was felt, measuring 6.7 on the Richter Scale and originating at "Castle Clinton" in Chappaqua, NY. First Responders to the residence told reporters that the Chappaqua tremor was caused by the Senator and former President both fainting and hitting the floor at the same time! Paramedics explained that both Clintons will find it difficult to sit down for the next few days - but should suffer no ill effects - unless Al decides to make this a real campaign!

In Oslo, Former United States Vice President - Oscar Winner - and Nobel Laureate Albert Gore ..... (QUICK! Name three "titles" never held before by a United States Vice President!) ... was seen dancing arm-in-arm with his wife Tipper, while singing, "If they could see me now that little gang of mine...."

Dum Spiro Spero! While I breathe I hope! (Ha! Ha! Ha! snigger, snigger, this is just sooo perfect!) Someone better be sure Mz.Hill has many changes of undies for the next few days ..... this could portend a cataclysm of Vesuvian proportions!