Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Pelosi & Lantos..."On the Road to Tehran!"

Here in New Jersey we used to have a Governor named Tom Kean, who would often do TV Commercials for tourism in NJ. He had some kind of an accent, but I couldn't figure out from where - I think Maine or Boston. Anyway he had a line at the end of the commercials, "New Jersey and you-perfect together!" But with the Governor the last part came out, "Puurrrfect togetha."

Well since Nancy Pelosi and Tom Lantos decided to become "the Hope & Crosby" of Congress, and redo the "On the Road" pictures that Bing, Bob and Dorothy Lamour had so much fun doing - all I can say is "Pelosi & Lantos - Puurrrfect togetha."

Yesterday I saw & read that Speaker Pelozzzzi was adamantly defending her right to take a road trip to Syria and along with a couple other congressmen sit down with President Assad. Even though her trip was being summarily crapped upon by newspapers, various pundits and media 'dahlings' alike - there was ol Nanc, strutting her "Speakership" muscles. She seemed to be saying, George can't tell us to do anything, so there!

Suffice it to say that Ma-dam Speaker won't let anyone get away with chastising her diplomatic jaunts.....Oh no! Nancy wants / Nancy gets / Nancy does what Nancy wants / So now there's another road-trip planned ! ! !

This morning I read that Queen Pelozzi has announced that she's setting up another trip - this time to Iran! Yup! Pelozzi and Rep. Tom Lantos (79 year old holocaust survivor - representative from California's Bay Area), are going to open up "a diplomatic dialog" with the troll-like weasel boy in Tehran. (Gee Nanc, I sure am glad there's nothing too important going on here in Washington, so you can flit all over hell-and-back on our tax dollars!) And her justification is priceless... Pelosi says that because of his holocaust background Rep. Lantos is the perfect person to meet with Ahmadinejad and begin a dialog. Unfortunately Madam Speaker, you're liable to return from the dialog MINUS one Hungarian Jew named Lantos! You better check with his family before you let Hitler's illegitimate grandson loose on a United States Congressman!

Instead of Congressman Lantos why don't you take a really expendable commodity with you to Tehran? You know......"Two-Ton Teddy the Chappaquiddick Lifeguard!" Let's face it even if the "Tehran Troll-boy" decides he wants to take a hostage - Senator (hic!) Teddy could live off himself for a couple years!!! By that time we'd figure something out!

Teddy, Nancy and Troll-Weasel - PUUUUUURRRRRFECT TOGETHA ! !


Dum Spiro Spero!



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